Dead Schembechlers have released their first-ever coloring book, Scarlet Submarine which tells the story of a pigskin paradise called Buckeyland that is overrun by Maize and Blue Weenies led by Coach Hairball. A creature known as The O-Where Man escapes the catastrophe in the Scarlet Submarine and enlists the band to reclaim his homeland. The story was written and conceived by lead singer Bo Biafra with graphic blandishment by Aalan MacBain.
The coloring book will also be available from the band in-person as they return to the stage for The Hate Michigan Rally 2016. The show will be held at in Columbus, Ohio at Ace of Cups, 2619 North High Street in Columbus, Ohio. Special guest will be Bava Chovo. Show time will be 8pm. Further information is available at DeadSchembechlers.com and AceOfCups.com. Tickets are available at TicketFly.com. The group will sign books at the show.
Of Scarlet Submarine, singer Bo Biafra says, "Using a coloring book allows us to speak directly to younger Ohioans and indoctrinate them into the world of Buckeyes football. It also works well with recruiting Michiganites as none of them has achieved a reading level above the 2nd grade."
The group hints that this might be the final chance to see them live. "We've been doing this a long time," said Bo Biafra. "The pressure against us has only increased during the years and I simply don't know if we can do it any longer. For now though, we are ready to take the battle back to the streets against Michigan. Woody Be Praised!"